Brainfreeze

Okay, after noticing for a long time that our "Alaska" title simply won't work since we aren't there anymore, I've come to you for some ideas. I have this underlying pressure where I feel like I have to come up with something witty like everyone else and I know I'll just come up with "Raleigh" or "Not in Alaska". I'm going to need some help, so if you have any great ideas - send them our way!